F*** my fart ):

Today is the last day of my POA tuition ):

& one of the most embarrassing days of my life.

It all happen like this, I was copying down the notes written on the whiteboard, when suddenly I felt like farting -.-

Don't know why leh, maybe cause of today's dinner that's why.

Of course I can't just let off the gas in the room like that right?

Air-conditional somemore, plus the classroom is supersmall.

Even if you cover your mouth & burp, everyone will end up smelling it.

Hence, (ofcourse) I 忍, which is controlled my asshole la from bursting the fart.

Finally, it's gone. (:(:(:

But it appeared once again.

Still, I got to control. I tried moving my ass from left to right.

& using force to squeeze my asshole shut.

(I didn't sweat ok.)

I then wanted to go to the toilet to let off my gas, BUT HOR.

When I was about to leave my sit, this @#$% china woman went into the toilet first.

(the toilet is in the classroom.)

So I decided to control again while waiting for her to come out.

But little did I know, she went to the toilet so long la.

Her urine = waterfall like that. -.-

Even cher went to knock on the door to ask her whether she's done or not la.

When she came out, I literally chiong to the toilet.

But when I didn't even reach the toilet door,

I farted la -.-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the most embarrassing thing in my life!!! T.T

Really God blessed that that day was the last day of my tuition class.

Then everyone was like LOL T.T

I was so paiseh ok.

Ofcourse I can't just hide myself in the toilet so long...

I just hung my head down from that period to the end of the lesson...

I was damn embarrassed! The fart wasn't like "buuuuuuuuut", it was "buuuuuur BOOM" -.-

My asshole wasn't obedient that day. ):

Change of topic.

After tuition, i went to buy Oreo Mcflurry.

Then brought it back to my flat & ate it downstairs.

So happen I saw my neighbour (lao uncle la) there.

When he saw me eating the icecream, he said "哈哈，你妈妈不让你吃 icecream 阿？在楼下偷偷吃 hor, 坏蛋。"

Some retarded neighbour I've got.

ciao. I shall go out soon.